How to fill out a teacher evaluation form

How to fill out a teacher evaluation form:


1) Only use grading terms from Harry Potter, like "Outstanding," "Exceeds Expectations," and "Troll," when describing your reaction to the teaching environment.

2) If you give all positive marks to your teacher, make sure that the short answers have helpful words like "narcissistic," "volatile," and maybe "mongoose."

3) If you give all negative marks to your teacher, make sure to only use monosyllabic words in your short answers.

4) If at all possible, answer in binary. Or maybe Fugue.

5) If your review is good but you can't think of any words to describe your teacher - such as "pulchritudinous" - because you have a pathetic vocabulary, make sure you accidentally fill in your name.

6) If you have a teacher who is abnormally despondent, instead of writing a short answer, copy and paste a portion of a random Hardy poem.

7) Try to include in every short answer something that could be read two different ways. For example: "This teacher needs a cat." Or "In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep. " Let them figure it out.