I want to keep my baby in the service, but they offer childcare. Does it irritate people that I don't use it?
I wonder if anyone would notice if I nurse right here; I don't want to miss anything.
Does my baby sound as loud to everyone else as he/she does to me?
Should we sit in the back so we don't distract people?
Should I put my colicky baby in the nursery?
My baby looked so cute in this outfit... before he/she puked on it.
Woah. Did anyone else hear that blowout? I hope no one can smell it yet.
Is it wrong of me to put my baby in the nursery so he/she doesn't distract me?
Please, Baby, don't start crying/vocalizing right when the pastor/priest/church official asks for a minute of silence!
Do I seem rude when I don't stand up because my baby is asleep in my arms?
Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep.
What if he/she spits up all over the seats?
No, no no! Don't start crying!
My baby is so cute.
I wonder if anyone can tell I haven't showered in more days than I care to admit. I hope not.
Why do I even try to come to church with a grumpy baby. It must really bother people.
Are people looking at us because the baby is cute or because the baby is annoying? Cute. I'm going to say cute.
This is hard, but it's worth it.
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Trust me....your child is more of ALL of those things to you, than anyone else.
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